DANCING WITH THE RUDE BOIS

zara shirt, jewelry h&m. hair stuff. old poster. note the cat book on the shelf (i mostly read cat books and commando comics and tex willers).

today i checked what's on the stores. at first i thought i needed everything but after the flow feeling i left with nothing. felt pretty good. i wanted to buy some albums, movies, the watchmen comic book and stuff but those weren't in stock. so screw the sales. now i'm sitting in the dark, shooting things i can reach from my bed and coming up with anemic selfportraits, the tv is playing some dating programme in the living room with nobody watching and there was just a very loud sex scene. and i am enjoying my new headphones. the bass bumps. good night world.

oh and if you're on lookbook you can spread the word about the little fake one. if you want. like, tell her she missed that my last name starts with an H. hahaha

GALLOWS

it's been a long time since i've been so fangirly over someone redheaded a band. i missed the feeling. GO CHECK OUT GALLOWS (AND FRANK)

ALRIGHT MATES

did you see me on lookbook? no you didn't. it's not me.

my name ain't johanna k. and i personally dislike lookbook by obvious reasons too much that i would create an account or even get invited. so come on ridiculous impersonator. i appreciate you like what you see and this is hilarious but fuck you if you think this is clever. i hope you have loads of fun with your nice little account.

fucking hell, i might get a bit flattered. thanks for the hypes guys. i never thought i would have to do this.

KENTUCKY WESTERN

the 2nd hand boots. WICKED.

i hope you get lots of presents. i wanted (mostly) nothing so i (mostly) didn't. of course there was that same old boring rubbish since they insist that i need to have something to unwrap, like chocolate and uncomfortable housecoat and chanel no.5 which i dislike no matter what marilyn monroe had said about it. also a little something rather nice though, a leather dress, gloves, money aaaand these cool guys will arrive on january. now the groovy place calls and sounds like the gallows tonight. so see you.

SKEW-WIFF

getting back on earth from wherever the groovy place i've been floating, i don't know. i haven't been busy for sure. practicing bad monologues, skipping craploads of lessons, being a useless knob, listening to john fogerty who was the only artist i knew at the age of 5, boycotting every bloody knot and conflict i can point out in humans/nation/world/rules/politics/christmas/et cetera, not buying presents, having the need to flick up the middle finger to the ignorant people who think their vain needs are the only ones that matter, seeing old forbidden love at a movie renting place and hiding behind the cartoon section,

and finding cooler 2nd hand kentucky western boots you have ever even seen in your wettest dreams.

so. what've you been up to sods?